Escape the clutches of mediocrity
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Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
(via snapesonaplane)
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(via teegoburrito)
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GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
lesbians
(via carryonjamie)
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(via fuckyeahcoathangers)
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TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
(via guyplaysbassforcoldplay)
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- Plot Twist: A really cute British guy moves into your town and likes you.
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when a teacher is pregnant
- people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
- me: omg she had sex
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WHEN YOU HAVE A PRESENTATION TO DO BUT THEN CLASS ENDS BEFORE ITS YOUR TURN
WHEN THE TEACHER TELLS YOU YOURE FIRST TOMORROW
(via guyplaysbassforcoldplay)
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when you see something and your heart sinks and youre just like oh ok then
(via guyplaysbassforcoldplay)
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Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”
(via guyplaysbassforcoldplay)
