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  • Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

    He pasta way.

    we cannoli do so much

    his legacy will become a pizza history.

    here today, gone tomato

    How sad that he ran out of thyme.

    Sending olive my prayers to the family.

    His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

    You never sausage a tragic thing

    (via guyplaysbassforcoldplay)

    Source: pointy-earedbastard
    • August 5, 2012 (8:05 am)
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