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when people repeat something do you think they’re casting a spell on you

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 10:05:10 -0400

when people repeat something do you think they’re casting a spell on you

on dates when girls say “let me just go freshen up” what they mean is they’re...

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 10:01:01 -0400

on dates when girls say “let me just go freshen up” what they mean is they’re cleaning their vaginas for you

what if lady gaga was forced by the cia to be lady gaga, like they got some girl and forced her to...

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 09:57:01 -0400

what if lady gaga was forced by the cia to be lady gaga, like they got some girl and forced her to play the roll of this really out there woman to get some shit of her fans

like you guys what if they’re collecting the hearts of young people so they get eternal youth

me: I hate people who say age is just a number...

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 04:31:34 -0400

me: I hate people who say age is just a number...
me: Age is clearly a word.

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 04:17:38 -0400

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 04:14:52 -0400

somebody please tell me the name of this movie

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 04:13:01 -0400

somebody please tell me the name of this movie

surelyfrankly: they’re vomiting up the tar black evil of their...

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 04:07:22 -0400

surelyfrankly:

they’re vomiting up the tar black evil of their souls

snapesonaplane: autrysmusic: looks enthralling Even the room...

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:50:27 -0400

snapesonaplane:

autrysmusic:

looks enthralling

Even the room is boring.

some songs wake up my inner stripper

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:49:38 -0400

some songs wake up my inner stripper

hikaruchord: Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking...

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:36:29 -0400

hikaruchord:

Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:31:26 -0400

andr3wdost: nathanieljosephruess: herfunnyvideos: lockedinabirdcage: GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY...

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:08:15 -0400

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

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Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:12:35 -0400

aboutagrohl: moist-grunge: TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED...

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:11:46 -0400

aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

Plot Twist: A really cute British guy moves into your town and likes you.

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:07:55 -0400

Plot Twist: A really cute British guy moves into your town and likes you.

when a teacher is pregnant

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:07:31 -0400

people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
me: omg she had sex

jane-tier: solluxsbooty: WHEN YOU HAVE A PRESENTATION TO DO BUT THEN CLASS ENDS BEFORE ITS YOUR...

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:05:35 -0400

jane-tier:

solluxsbooty:

WHEN YOU HAVE A PRESENTATION TO DO BUT THEN CLASS ENDS BEFORE ITS YOUR TURN

WHEN THE TEACHER TELLS YOU YOURE FIRST TOMORROW

hornyjew: when you see something and your heart sinks and youre just like oh ok then

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:04:17 -0400

hornyjew:

when you see something and your heart sinks and youre just like oh ok then

marina-sexual: Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:04:15 -0400

marina-sexual:

Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”